Stormtroopers Of d**h - The Crackhead Song lyrics

The government's got a deal for you Take a puff, bring along a friend too A deal you'll make until you die The marriage made in hell, the gla** dick you won't deny Save yourself, not me Thanks to crack, you can get a blow job for a buck VCR with remote if you have good luck You can find most anything at a bargain price Courtesy of the crackheads who roam your streets at night Save yourself, not me Thanks to crack, you can't keep a nickel in your car Doors are locked, windows are shut and everything's alarmed We've become the prisoner, our home a prison cell The time has come to pay the rent and send you back to hell Save yourself, not me Crackhead, crackhead burning bright, gasoline in insta-light Sold me my own stereo, throw the match and watch'em glow Think you're smart, you're almost dead, now you're baked outside instead No more brainless mindless gumbo frying deep inside that head Save yourself, not me Save yourself, save yourself Stop the madness save yourself Go blow your brains out with a gun Try it out, it's loads of fun It's not like I'm recommending it, though