[Verse 1]
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh what a sk** to have
Oh what a sk** to have
So many sk**s that make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have
No they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
Though I don't care about the soaps
No, I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode
[Chorus]
If this is a rom-com
k** the director
If this is a rom-com
k** the director, please
[Verse 2]
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
But they work together; they can't figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[Chorus]
If this is a rom-com
k** the director
If this is a rom-com
k** the director
If this is a rom-com
k** the director, please
[Outro]
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(k** the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(k** the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(k** the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(k** the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(k** the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(k** the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones