Stephen Harris - k** The Director lyrics

[Verse 1] I've met someone that makes me feel seasick Oh what a sk** to have Oh what a sk** to have So many sk**s that make her distinctive But they're not mine to have No they're not mine Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper Though I don't care about the soaps No, I don't care about the soaps Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode [Chorus] If this is a rom-com k** the director If this is a rom-com k** the director, please [Verse 2] Carrots help us see much better in the dark Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart And this is my head and this is my spout But they work together; they can't figure anything out So with the angst of a teenage band Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand [Chorus] If this is a rom-com k** the director If this is a rom-com k** the director If this is a rom-com k** the director, please [Outro] This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget (k** the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget (k** the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget (k** the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget (k** the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget (k** the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget (k** the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones