[Intro (Spoken): Mitchell Hope]
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner!
[Chorus 1: All (Spoken: Mitchell Hope)]
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest (that's right)
Soup du jour (uh-huh), hot hors d'oeuvres (come on)
Why, we only live to serve (whoo!)
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious (alright)
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes (ask the dishes)
[Mitchell Hope (Spoken)]
Yeah, they can sing, sing, sing, they can dance, dance, dance
After all, Miss, this is France (uh-huh)
And a dinner here is never, never second best (come on!)
Go on, unfold your menu
Go on, take a glance and then you'll (alright)
Be our guest (hey), be our guest (hey)
Be our guest, yeah
Yeah, come on, yeah
Be our guest, guest, yeah, yeah
[Chorus 2: All (Spoken: Mitchell Hope)]
Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, hey
Pie and pudding en flambé, flambé
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret (sounds so good)
You're alone, oh and you're scared, yeah
But the banquet's all prepared (it's all prepared)
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining (flatware's entertaining)
We tell jokes (jokes), I do tricks (tricks)
With my fellow candlesticks (fellow candlesticks)
And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet (you can bet)
Come on and lift your gla**
You've won your own free pa**
To be our guest (If you're stressed)
(It's fine dining we suggest)
Be our guest, be our guest
Be our guest (yeah)
[Outro: All (Spoken: Mitchell Hope)]
(Yeah, come on)
Be our guest (Be our guest)
(Come on, come on)
Be our guest!