[Intro (Spoken): Mitchell Hope] Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner! [Chorus 1: All (Spoken: Mitchell Hope)] Be our guest, be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest (that's right) Soup du jour (uh-huh), hot hors d'oeuvres (come on) Why, we only live to serve (whoo!) Try the grey stuff, it's delicious (alright) Don't believe me? Ask the dishes (ask the dishes) [Mitchell Hope (Spoken)] Yeah, they can sing, sing, sing, they can dance, dance, dance After all, Miss, this is France (uh-huh) And a dinner here is never, never second best (come on!) Go on, unfold your menu Go on, take a glance and then you'll (alright) Be our guest (hey), be our guest (hey) Be our guest, yeah Yeah, come on, yeah Be our guest, guest, yeah, yeah [Chorus 2: All (Spoken: Mitchell Hope)] Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, hey Pie and pudding en flambé, flambé We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret (sounds so good) You're alone, oh and you're scared, yeah But the banquet's all prepared (it's all prepared) No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining (flatware's entertaining) We tell jokes (jokes), I do tricks (tricks) With my fellow candlesticks (fellow candlesticks) And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet (you can bet) Come on and lift your gla** You've won your own free pa** To be our guest (If you're stressed) (It's fine dining we suggest) Be our guest, be our guest Be our guest (yeah) [Outro: All (Spoken: Mitchell Hope)] (Yeah, come on) Be our guest (Be our guest) (Come on, come on) Be our guest!