[Intro]
The blob
[Verse 1]
Big bubble,s para, E-ticket, look at this bleedy shower
Quick, it got the cinema
Let's hope it got the two door cinema club too
This blob ain't bothered it will come after you
I heard it ate ya dad, sod him too
I heard it ate ya tablet and you, not
The slime of a crime, you try and tell me, not
I flick f*gs like sid snot, totally outrageous
[Chorus]
The blob ain't bothered
The blob ain't bothered
The blob ain't bothered
Its slime don't care
[Verse 2]
Ready, in service, f** me its a pity party, Ebola
People in masks, airport, Motorola
Hey motto, tripping over the Toblerones
Near Victoria's not-very-good-secret, they're knickers mate
Ice box challenge and all the Aeros, I like mine in a packet
Mint flavour, no zeros, have it culture
Organic, farting in the pool, what a waste
I like a bit of smell, I like a bit of taste
Stroll around the grounds, the garden, every house used to have one
In 1965 now look at us, oh, what a f**ing life
[Chorus]
The blob ain't bothered
The blob ain't bothered
The blob ain't bothered
Its slime don't care
[Outro]
The blob ain't bothered
Its slime don't care
It's all about a pity party
Let me do me hair
The blob is a shocker
It's got a sticky ma**
It's gunna k** the cinema
And smash all of the gla**
Run it's the blob
The blob don't care
Run it's the blob
We're runnin' out of air
Gnarly, gnarly