Sleaford Mods - The Blob lyrics

[Intro] The blob [Verse 1] Big bubble,s para, E-ticket, look at this bleedy shower Quick, it got the cinema Let's hope it got the two door cinema club too This blob ain't bothered it will come after you I heard it ate ya dad, sod him too I heard it ate ya tablet and you, not The slime of a crime, you try and tell me, not I flick f*gs like sid snot, totally outrageous [Chorus] The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered Its slime don't care [Verse 2] Ready, in service, f** me its a pity party, Ebola People in masks, airport, Motorola Hey motto, tripping over the Toblerones Near Victoria's not-very-good-secret, they're knickers mate Ice box challenge and all the Aeros, I like mine in a packet Mint flavour, no zeros, have it culture Organic, farting in the pool, what a waste I like a bit of smell, I like a bit of taste Stroll around the grounds, the garden, every house used to have one In 1965 now look at us, oh, what a f**ing life [Chorus] The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered Its slime don't care [Outro] The blob ain't bothered Its slime don't care It's all about a pity party Let me do me hair The blob is a shocker It's got a sticky ma** It's gunna k** the cinema And smash all of the gla** Run it's the blob The blob don't care Run it's the blob We're runnin' out of air Gnarly, gnarly