This is a fine hotel
I think it fits me well
Now ima chill by the pool with the entourage
Until the sky turns red
And something makes you dead
And I realize it ain't no marrage
I don't get this thing they call a hotel
Call it the motel from hell
Because the first name just don't fit well
And It's just so hard to tell
Got a vicious cycle going of a rapper that is flowing and you know I don't be showing because I'm known well for just knowing
Disaster hotel
Catastrophe
It's uncouth
It's f**ing blasphemy
It ain't okay
It ain't right
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night
We be driving pedal to the metal when we SCREECH!!!
See some ISIS coming down the block and Screech!
Shoot them jihadis with a Glock then we SCRRECH
ISIS be chasing after us no way we gonna stop
I swear, k**ing terrorists be an American hobby
The only thing we enjoy more is shooting them with a tommy
Old jihadists screaming, they hope they be seeing things
My money is being stolen by the Bishop of bling
Disaster hotel
Catastrophe
It's uncouth
It's f**ing blasphemy
It ain't okay
It ain't right
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night
We're watching TV when some breaking news appears
The rioters be coming and it say business beware
Machine gun guarded business and we don't give a f**
Sadly just like we walked through Fallujah with our guns up
And no I don't give a f** about Climate change
I already give f**s about all else that is deranged
When you talk about this Pseudoscience you know it be strange
I am going nuts because it's f**ing insane
I'm still going and I ain't done yet
It turns out that you just took another ho to bed
Now a new AIDS pandemic gonna come and k** us all
The disease rises sky high and the f**ing humans fall
Crime rates are rising in my neighborhood today
Those motherf**ing tramps can all get outta my way
If you come try and rob me I will run you the f** over
You better hope if you see me you got a 4 leaf clover
And the gays say if I don't support their marriage I hate
Too bad mate, but I guess it be too late
I explain that I do not hate gays but I think this court case blows
I ask them to let us vote, but they still say NO!
And no you stupid sh** I ain't a racist
Unlike a bigot like you I still be going places
When I see you on TV and lean over and *Blech!!!!*
I see you on the internet and just say "Oh flek"
I f**ing hate environmentalists I slap em in the face
I like to drive and SUV and do it
I'll run your green a**es over if you don't move away
You voted down job creation, it's time to make you pay
Yesterday a spoiled rich brat kicked be out on the street
I did a stupid thing and I turned the other cheek
It's true that I care 'll wish him well
Yeah I'll be laughing my a** off when he's burning in hell
A jehovas witness tossed a bible in my face
I took one look at him and said "You're really a disgrace"
I chased him down the street and rammed my foot up his a**hole
I flipped him upside down cause that's what I do to all trolls
I f**ing hate this Barney sh**, turn the crap off
Before I shoot the Tv set with a kolachenikov
Barney the dinosaur, chasing a kid with a knife
Police tackle the ba*tard in the suit, nighty night
Disaster hotel
Catastrophe
It's uncouth
It's f**ing blasphemy
It ain't okay
It ain't right
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night
[Repeat 4 times]
Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night
Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night
Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night
Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night
It wakes you up inside the dead of the night