This is a fine hotel I think it fits me well Now ima chill by the pool with the entourage Until the sky turns red And something makes you dead And I realize it ain't no marrage I don't get this thing they call a hotel Call it the motel from hell Because the first name just don't fit well And It's just so hard to tell Got a vicious cycle going of a rapper that is flowing and you know I don't be showing because I'm known well for just knowing Disaster hotel Catastrophe It's uncouth It's f**ing blasphemy It ain't okay It ain't right It wakes you up inside the dead of the night We be driving pedal to the metal when we SCREECH!!! See some ISIS coming down the block and Screech! Shoot them jihadis with a Glock then we SCRRECH ISIS be chasing after us no way we gonna stop I swear, k**ing terrorists be an American hobby The only thing we enjoy more is shooting them with a tommy Old jihadists screaming, they hope they be seeing things My money is being stolen by the Bishop of bling Disaster hotel Catastrophe It's uncouth It's f**ing blasphemy It ain't okay It ain't right It wakes you up inside the dead of the night We're watching TV when some breaking news appears The rioters be coming and it say business beware Machine gun guarded business and we don't give a f** Sadly just like we walked through Fallujah with our guns up And no I don't give a f** about Climate change I already give f**s about all else that is deranged When you talk about this Pseudoscience you know it be strange I am going nuts because it's f**ing insane I'm still going and I ain't done yet It turns out that you just took another ho to bed Now a new AIDS pandemic gonna come and k** us all The disease rises sky high and the f**ing humans fall Crime rates are rising in my neighborhood today Those motherf**ing tramps can all get outta my way If you come try and rob me I will run you the f** over You better hope if you see me you got a 4 leaf clover And the gays say if I don't support their marriage I hate Too bad mate, but I guess it be too late I explain that I do not hate gays but I think this court case blows I ask them to let us vote, but they still say NO! And no you stupid sh** I ain't a racist Unlike a bigot like you I still be going places When I see you on TV and lean over and *Blech!!!!* I see you on the internet and just say "Oh flek" I f**ing hate environmentalists I slap em in the face I like to drive and SUV and do it I'll run your green a**es over if you don't move away You voted down job creation, it's time to make you pay Yesterday a spoiled rich brat kicked be out on the street I did a stupid thing and I turned the other cheek It's true that I care 'll wish him well Yeah I'll be laughing my a** off when he's burning in hell A jehovas witness tossed a bible in my face I took one look at him and said "You're really a disgrace" I chased him down the street and rammed my foot up his a**hole I flipped him upside down cause that's what I do to all trolls I f**ing hate this Barney sh**, turn the crap off Before I shoot the Tv set with a kolachenikov Barney the dinosaur, chasing a kid with a knife Police tackle the ba*tard in the suit, nighty night Disaster hotel Catastrophe It's uncouth It's f**ing blasphemy It ain't okay It ain't right It wakes you up inside the dead of the night [Repeat 4 times] Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night It wakes you up inside the dead of the night Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night It wakes you up inside the dead of the night Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night It wakes you up inside the dead of the night Nighty night nighty night nighty night nighty night It wakes you up inside the dead of the night