I'm from America cuz it's number one
I could take a f**in' dump and it would look like where you're from
Bad men flew a jet into 9/11
In the greatest f**in' country...
This ain't your country!
So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq?"
I'll tell you why right f**in' now...
(I'll tell you right now)
So that every time you f** with us,
we'll take some 'yer f**in' stuff
So tell your homies I said
that all your countries have AIDS
f** you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll f** your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay sh**)
s** my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the f**in' carpet and drapes,
Let's play some f**in' games!
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"At 9:11 this morning, we were given a message
And that message is that them folks in Iraq must not want their country very much"
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Yeeehaw!
Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews
Living side by side
In this country, if you know another like it, you're a f*g
Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in the sky told you to
strap a bomb and blow yourself to sh**
We'll take your f**in' oil and make you s** our balls
and we'll rape your seven wives in the tits
(b*tch YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE HUMMUS!)
Cuz baby, certain m**ms hate the things we love
like bacon covered chicken fried steak
and all them s**ers have AIDS
f** 'em (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll f** your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay sh**)
s** my balls
In this game we're playing for keeps
So all you f*ggots better keep your receipts
cuz it'll be a cold day in Pakistan if you think
you'll f** with Toby Queef!
Remember when they hit them towers?
Man, that sh** pissed me off for hours
So if them punks want f**in' trouble
Better tell 'em they better go f** with Mexico instead!
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"We will catch the folks who did this, sodomize them and get 'em in Guantanamo, and make 'em watch episodes of Glee."
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You f*ggot motherf**ers have AIDS
f** you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll f** your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay sh**)
s** my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the f**in' carpet and drapes,
Let's play some f**in' games!
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"Now, I'm not sayin' everyone on the plane WAS a terrorist...but...
Statistics show.
Hell, most of the people on that plane probably had somewhere else to go.
But we ain't never gonna know now, will we?
Now, I'm-a tell you plain simple, you knock down our buildings, we'll take a couple yer countries.
You can tell Mr. Bin Laden and his army of 70 virgins we can play games, God dammit!"