I'm from America cuz it's number one I could take a f**in' dump and it would look like where you're from Bad men flew a jet into 9/11 In the greatest f**in' country... This ain't your country! So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq?" I'll tell you why right f**in' now... (I'll tell you right now) So that every time you f** with us, we'll take some 'yer f**in' stuff So tell your homies I said that all your countries have AIDS f** you (Yea yea yea) You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea) We'll f** your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea) All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay sh**) s** my balls When freedom calls, it's calling collect And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept" Cuz these colors match the f**in' carpet and drapes, Let's play some f**in' games! -- "At 9:11 this morning, we were given a message And that message is that them folks in Iraq must not want their country very much" -- Yeeehaw! Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews Living side by side In this country, if you know another like it, you're a f*g Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in the sky told you to strap a bomb and blow yourself to sh** We'll take your f**in' oil and make you s** our balls and we'll rape your seven wives in the tits (b*tch YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE HUMMUS!) Cuz baby, certain m**ms hate the things we love like bacon covered chicken fried steak and all them s**ers have AIDS f** 'em (Yea yea yea) You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea) We'll f** your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea) All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay sh**) s** my balls In this game we're playing for keeps So all you f*ggots better keep your receipts cuz it'll be a cold day in Pakistan if you think you'll f** with Toby Queef! Remember when they hit them towers? Man, that sh** pissed me off for hours So if them punks want f**in' trouble Better tell 'em they better go f** with Mexico instead! -- "We will catch the folks who did this, sodomize them and get 'em in Guantanamo, and make 'em watch episodes of Glee." -- You f*ggot motherf**ers have AIDS f** you (Yea yea yea) You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea) We'll f** your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea) All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay sh**) s** my balls When freedom calls, it's calling collect And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept" Cuz these colors match the f**in' carpet and drapes, Let's play some f**in' games! -- "Now, I'm not sayin' everyone on the plane WAS a terrorist...but... Statistics show. Hell, most of the people on that plane probably had somewhere else to go. But we ain't never gonna know now, will we? Now, I'm-a tell you plain simple, you knock down our buildings, we'll take a couple yer countries. You can tell Mr. Bin Laden and his army of 70 virgins we can play games, God dammit!"