I am a dago
Garlic in my nose
Bakin some garlic bread for you
Watchin Italians try to be normal's
Like watchin monkeys fling their poo
Ay, I'm walking here
Im just a spaghetti vender
Im just a dirty guinea
I don't need lube on my weiner
Because im so gr-easy
My wife has a pretty mustache
Its growin off of her back
I own my own pizzeria
Mobsters all meet here at night
Come order a bite
Calzone and a sprite
Al-capone also might
Put you in a box
Concrete in your socks
Guess all that us wops is good at is crime
Im just a dago
Spaghetti slurper
All that they say of my race is true
All an Italian
Has ever done was
Loose at a world war
1 and 2
Them nappy headed ba*tards smell like sh**
Id rather see them all sleep with the fish
Their all some furry hairball piece of sh**s
Provolone spagettos
s** my dick
Im just a burnt pizza quido
I shoot up to stay in shape
Gym, tan, and laundrio
Im none to do date rape
Im allegedly a pedophile
That means I smush little kids
Sometimes I watch Jersy Shore and
I get so oh very proud
Wow look at those nice young talented
Bright zips goombas and wops
s** eachothers co*ks
Now Snookis knocked up
Child protective should just park at her house
Im just a dago
A mofioso
Im just a banged up gangster dude
I guess Italian something that happened
Afficans raped some dago j**s
There might be a good answer to this sh**
Lets throw canoleys off of Brooklyn bridge
Italians are the dumbest group there is
Mexicans, Italians
Whats the diff?
Ciao paranto
Mitalianto
I run pasta la restaurianto
A-please come in
For slice a-pizza
Im a fascista
Café barista
They call me nigarigatoni
Hook up my homies
With extra cheeses and perpperoni
In macaroni
Im a jabroni
Like mista Jesus
When will spaghetti
Be hot already
It take long time
And I a-sweaty
I drink white wine
And I smoke cigario
I glog the toilet
Call up MARIO
Mamamia papapia
Eat a pasta quesadilla
Sicicilia s**a dia
Spaghetti was my idea
I am a dago
Gobbling orzo
Im just a racist hatefull goon
No one Italian has ever done one notable thing but make ragu
Salami eating brown shirt rizzo zips
Grape stompin ginzo hot head gino flips
The last I would like to say is this
Their food is good
And the girls have big tits
So uh no hard feelins right?