I am a dago Garlic in my nose Bakin some garlic bread for you Watchin Italians try to be normal's Like watchin monkeys fling their poo Ay, I'm walking here Im just a spaghetti vender Im just a dirty guinea I don't need lube on my weiner Because im so gr-easy My wife has a pretty mustache Its growin off of her back I own my own pizzeria Mobsters all meet here at night Come order a bite Calzone and a sprite Al-capone also might Put you in a box Concrete in your socks Guess all that us wops is good at is crime Im just a dago Spaghetti slurper All that they say of my race is true All an Italian Has ever done was Loose at a world war 1 and 2 Them nappy headed ba*tards smell like sh** Id rather see them all sleep with the fish Their all some furry hairball piece of sh**s Provolone spagettos s** my dick Im just a burnt pizza quido I shoot up to stay in shape Gym, tan, and laundrio Im none to do date rape Im allegedly a pedophile That means I smush little kids Sometimes I watch Jersy Shore and I get so oh very proud Wow look at those nice young talented Bright zips goombas and wops s** eachothers co*ks Now Snookis knocked up Child protective should just park at her house Im just a dago A mofioso Im just a banged up gangster dude I guess Italian something that happened Afficans raped some dago j**s There might be a good answer to this sh** Lets throw canoleys off of Brooklyn bridge Italians are the dumbest group there is Mexicans, Italians Whats the diff? Ciao paranto Mitalianto I run pasta la restaurianto A-please come in For slice a-pizza Im a fascista Café barista They call me nigarigatoni Hook up my homies With extra cheeses and perpperoni In macaroni Im a jabroni Like mista Jesus When will spaghetti Be hot already It take long time And I a-sweaty I drink white wine And I smoke cigario I glog the toilet Call up MARIO Mamamia papapia Eat a pasta quesadilla Sicicilia s**a dia Spaghetti was my idea I am a dago Gobbling orzo Im just a racist hatefull goon No one Italian has ever done one notable thing but make ragu Salami eating brown shirt rizzo zips Grape stompin ginzo hot head gino flips The last I would like to say is this Their food is good And the girls have big tits So uh no hard feelins right?