Every year, I have the same question
Something that puts me so very uptight
Where does Santa get all those gifts from
Why is he riding so late at night
I know why (I know why)
The kid is high (he's high)
The kid is stoned (stoned)
'Cause he smokes (mistletoe)
I said, I said he smokes (mistletoe)
Oh, he smokes (mistletoe)
Everyone should have a peace at least once a year
But he's an institution
We'd like it like he is
What would ever happen
If he gave some to the kids
Oh..I know, I know old Santa smokes mistletoe
Every year, there's something that's in me
Something that I cannot ignore
Why does Santa come down the chimney
If he were cool he would, come through the door
But I know why (I know why)
The kid is high (he's high)
Look at him, he's stoned
He's stoned out of his mind
Oh, he smokes (mistletoe)
I said, I said he smokes (mistletoe)
Oh, he smokes (mistletoe)
Everyone should have peace at least once a year
He's an institution
We like him like he is
What would ever happen
If he gave some to the kids
Oh.. I know, I know he's smoking that ol' mistletoe
(Ooh ooh ooh) oh yes he is
Mm-mm-mm-mmm
Oh I know, I know he's high, well
(Mmm-hm-mm) yes he is
Oh look at him up there in the sky
I know why (I know why)
The kid is high (he's high)
He's stoned, he's stoned, he's stoned out of his mind
Oh, he smokes (mistletoe)
Look at him, I know he's high (mistletoe)
'Cause he smokes (mistletoe)
Everyone should have a peace at least once a year
But he's an institution
We like him like he is
What would ever happen
If he gave some to the kids
Oh, he smokes (mistletoe)
Every Christmas even though the man he gets high (mistletoe)
Then he gets out and he rides up in the sky (mistletoe)
Taking toys to the kids (mistletoe)
Feeling so good and I know he's high (mistletoe)
Stoned clear out of his mind (mistletoe)
Look out of your winda' and you'll see him ridin' (mistletoe)
Riding so high (mistletoe)
Spreading joy