Every year, I have the same question Something that puts me so very uptight Where does Santa get all those gifts from Why is he riding so late at night I know why (I know why) The kid is high (he's high) The kid is stoned (stoned) 'Cause he smokes (mistletoe) I said, I said he smokes (mistletoe) Oh, he smokes (mistletoe) Everyone should have a peace at least once a year But he's an institution We'd like it like he is What would ever happen If he gave some to the kids Oh..I know, I know old Santa smokes mistletoe Every year, there's something that's in me Something that I cannot ignore Why does Santa come down the chimney If he were cool he would, come through the door But I know why (I know why) The kid is high (he's high) Look at him, he's stoned He's stoned out of his mind Oh, he smokes (mistletoe) I said, I said he smokes (mistletoe) Oh, he smokes (mistletoe) Everyone should have peace at least once a year He's an institution We like him like he is What would ever happen If he gave some to the kids Oh.. I know, I know he's smoking that ol' mistletoe (Ooh ooh ooh) oh yes he is Mm-mm-mm-mmm Oh I know, I know he's high, well (Mmm-hm-mm) yes he is Oh look at him up there in the sky I know why (I know why) The kid is high (he's high) He's stoned, he's stoned, he's stoned out of his mind Oh, he smokes (mistletoe) Look at him, I know he's high (mistletoe) 'Cause he smokes (mistletoe) Everyone should have a peace at least once a year But he's an institution We like him like he is What would ever happen If he gave some to the kids Oh, he smokes (mistletoe) Every Christmas even though the man he gets high (mistletoe) Then he gets out and he rides up in the sky (mistletoe) Taking toys to the kids (mistletoe) Feeling so good and I know he's high (mistletoe) Stoned clear out of his mind (mistletoe) Look out of your winda' and you'll see him ridin' (mistletoe) Riding so high (mistletoe) Spreading joy