[Elvis Impersonator - Spoken]
Ok settle down you all,
Settle down lady,
He's gonna be on stagereal soon,
That's right Mama put your popcorn down,
He's turningto the band,
Yeah, he's running his legs off,
Ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams!
Just because your dyslexic
Doesn't mean your not fake
We know you're not that stupid
You'll marry someone rich
Bet you won't steal his watch
When your down by near his crotch
That'll explain the itch
You were such a lying b**h
I know you hold my suitcase
Down in Kensington
And you were screwing Ewen
When I wasn't in.
Did it to me, you'll do it to him
Your friends just gave me grief
I will make this brief
You were such a lousy thief
You were such a lousy thief
But you were good in bed
You were good in bed
So good in bed
Now you tell my girlfriend
That I'll never change
You've been up since wednesday
Don't you find that strange
Your ex-boyfriend is deranged
You'll tell them down in Browns
Haven't been for years
It's full of coke and tears
Full of coke and tears
Full of coke and tears
But you were good in bed
Good in bed
[Elvis Impersonator - Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to thank you on behalf of Mr Robbie Williams and the band,
You've been a fantasticaudience
Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight
And you've really taken him on board.
Remember the name and wheneverhe's in the neighbourhood,
You get yourselves down there alright.
It's been a great evening,
Thank you very much.
Robbie Williams has now left the building......
Oh no, I'm afriad he's come back for his coke
Now he's left the building
Thank you very much
Thank you very much.