[Elvis Impersonator - Spoken] Ok settle down you all, Settle down lady, He's gonna be on stagereal soon, That's right Mama put your popcorn down, He's turningto the band, Yeah, he's running his legs off, Ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams! Just because your dyslexic Doesn't mean your not fake We know you're not that stupid You'll marry someone rich Bet you won't steal his watch When your down by near his crotch That'll explain the itch You were such a lying b**h I know you hold my suitcase Down in Kensington And you were screwing Ewen When I wasn't in. Did it to me, you'll do it to him Your friends just gave me grief I will make this brief You were such a lousy thief You were such a lousy thief But you were good in bed You were good in bed So good in bed Now you tell my girlfriend That I'll never change You've been up since wednesday Don't you find that strange Your ex-boyfriend is deranged You'll tell them down in Browns Haven't been for years It's full of coke and tears Full of coke and tears Full of coke and tears But you were good in bed Good in bed [Elvis Impersonator - Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, You've been a fantasticaudience Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight And you've really taken him on board. Remember the name and wheneverhe's in the neighbourhood, You get yourselves down there alright. It's been a great evening, Thank you very much. Robbie Williams has now left the building...... Oh no, I'm afriad he's come back for his coke Now he's left the building Thank you very much Thank you very much.