[Verse 1: Rob Weezus]
Relationships are hard like math when you're stoned
But believe me it's far better than being alone
Let's try describing the perfect woman for me
Ladies hit me up if you're like "that describes me!"
I want more than just p**y to grind on
Hell even someone I can f** with the lights on
Hell even someone just to f** me'd be nice
Just as long as afterwards I don't have to pay a price
No prostitutes, don't want me a who*e
That don't mean I want a f**in virgin who's pure
I just want a girl with a stable s**uality
Man, why can't it just be as easy like
[Chorus]
ABC, (Woo)
123, (Come on)
Do-re-mi, ABC
123, you and me (Easy like)
ABC, (Easy like)
123, (Easy like)
Do-re-mi, ABC
123, (Why can't it be)
You and me
[Verse 2]
Yo I want a girl who's nice and honest
Who won't run around and can keep a promise
If you got a problem, you can say it to me
Not the shady ex-boyfriend who you'll f** before you leave
Appreciate the essence of what music is
Jam out to Jay-Zed and get down with the sickness
Ask what you like, the answer better not be:
"Oh, I like everything but country."
I'm pretty weird, you should be weird too
Watching shows on Netflix, we be sleeping in till two
Every two weeks we can make a house of pillows, right?
Yeah you know, me and my girl, we'd call that sh** a fortnight
[Chorus]
[Bridge/Outro]
Short hair, nerdiness
Prefer if you're skinny but don't really give a sh**
I wanna go "Damn" when I look at those hips
And when it comes to where to eat you actually pick
That's is the sh** that I wanna see because
That is the sh** that's best for me and
That's easy how love can be