Rob Weezus - ABC lyrics

[Verse 1: Rob Weezus] Relationships are hard like math when you're stoned But believe me it's far better than being alone Let's try describing the perfect woman for me Ladies hit me up if you're like "that describes me!" I want more than just p**y to grind on Hell even someone I can f** with the lights on Hell even someone just to f** me'd be nice Just as long as afterwards I don't have to pay a price No prostitutes, don't want me a who*e That don't mean I want a f**in virgin who's pure I just want a girl with a stable s**uality Man, why can't it just be as easy like [Chorus] ABC, (Woo) 123, (Come on) Do-re-mi, ABC 123, you and me (Easy like) ABC, (Easy like) 123, (Easy like) Do-re-mi, ABC 123, (Why can't it be) You and me [Verse 2] Yo I want a girl who's nice and honest Who won't run around and can keep a promise If you got a problem, you can say it to me Not the shady ex-boyfriend who you'll f** before you leave Appreciate the essence of what music is Jam out to Jay-Zed and get down with the sickness Ask what you like, the answer better not be: "Oh, I like everything but country." I'm pretty weird, you should be weird too Watching shows on Netflix, we be sleeping in till two Every two weeks we can make a house of pillows, right? Yeah you know, me and my girl, we'd call that sh** a fortnight [Chorus] [Bridge/Outro] Short hair, nerdiness Prefer if you're skinny but don't really give a sh** I wanna go "Damn" when I look at those hips And when it comes to where to eat you actually pick That's is the sh** that I wanna see because That is the sh** that's best for me and That's easy how love can be