*ding dong*
Christian Bale is at your party
He's alone
Eating all your queso dip
Talking on your phone
Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now he's stabbing at your wife
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
With a carrot for a knife
"Give me a f**king answer!"
Making fun of your kazoo
*Kazoo Sounds*
"Oh good for you!"
Now he's running naked through the crowd
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block
"F**k!"
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat
Repeating "What don't you f**k---
They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command
But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand
"What don't you f**king understand?!"