Rob Cantor - Christian Bale Is At Your Party lyrics

*ding dong* Christian Bale is at your party He's alone Eating all your queso dip Talking on your phone Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home "What don't you f**king understand?!" Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: "What don't you f**king understand?!" Now he's stabbing at your wife "What don't you f**king understand?!" With a carrot for a knife "Give me a f**king answer!" Making fun of your kazoo *Kazoo Sounds* "Oh good for you!" Now he's running naked through the crowd Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block "F**k!" Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat Repeating "What don't you f**k--- They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand "What don't you f**king understand?!"