Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a f**in' week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a sh** from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I sh** is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to sh** but I only farted
I miss the f**in' burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some f**in' Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My f**in' sh** is hard as wood
I'd try to sh** if I knew I could