Righteous Pigs - Stool Softener lyrics

Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three Because I fell and hurt my knee I've been taken them a f**in' week Since then I've taken many leaks Inside my stomach I feel a lump I want to take a sh** from my rump I lie here and I'm constipated Last time I sh** is now outdated Here I sit broken hearted I tried to sh** but I only farted I miss the f**in' burning sensation But all I feel is constipation I need to take some f**in' Ex-Lax Or become incontinent so my bowels relax My f**in' sh** is hard as wood I'd try to sh** if I knew I could