[Intro]
In my mind when she's not right there...
[Verse 1: Sideshow Brian]
Ladies and gentlemen, it's your retarded friend
With a pocket full of rubbers, searching for the mega bong hits
I'm searching for the poison oak, sapping from the trees
I'm punching out the lights of little b**hes s**ing on their knees
With the little minions, I'm as dirty as your sister
I rent a f**ing Porsche and do some donuts like a cop sitting
In agony, excruciating pain, Bilbo Baggin' b**hes
Brian to the bone, s** my dick you f**ing h*mo!
[Hook] x8
Right, there...
[Verse 2: Sideshow Brian]
You b**hes out of style
I'v been amped up for a while
Just to set this sh** loose like when Kyle found Kenny dead
Another motherf**ing modern day rap about certainty crap
That has f**ing nothing to do so tell the police relax
[Verse 3: RhettThatOneGuy]
I'm a wild boy, strapped down like a cowboy
I'm not really in the game I'm just a towel boy
Gritty images of silly sh**ty cinema
I put the knife to the throat
You put the hose in the enema
[Verse 4: Sideshow Brian]
Hold your f**ing horses you b**h, I am the contortionist
Sling blading more than Billy Bob f**ing Thorton is
We were never friends that's why I left you in the ditch
Dale hits the lights, I just hit the f**ing k** switch!
[Hook] x8
[Outro]