RhettThatOneGuy - The Wackness lyrics

[Intro] In my mind when she's not right there... [Verse 1: Sideshow Brian] Ladies and gentlemen, it's your retarded friend With a pocket full of rubbers, searching for the mega bong hits I'm searching for the poison oak, sapping from the trees I'm punching out the lights of little b**hes s**ing on their knees With the little minions, I'm as dirty as your sister I rent a f**ing Porsche and do some donuts like a cop sitting In agony, excruciating pain, Bilbo Baggin' b**hes Brian to the bone, s** my dick you f**ing h*mo! [Hook] x8 Right, there... [Verse 2: Sideshow Brian] You b**hes out of style I'v been amped up for a while Just to set this sh** loose like when Kyle found Kenny dead Another motherf**ing modern day rap about certainty crap That has f**ing nothing to do so tell the police relax [Verse 3: RhettThatOneGuy] I'm a wild boy, strapped down like a cowboy I'm not really in the game I'm just a towel boy Gritty images of silly sh**ty cinema I put the knife to the throat You put the hose in the enema [Verse 4: Sideshow Brian] Hold your f**ing horses you b**h, I am the contortionist Sling blading more than Billy Bob f**ing Thorton is We were never friends that's why I left you in the ditch Dale hits the lights, I just hit the f**ing k** switch! [Hook] x8 [Outro]