Dave Bidini
When we were kids we ran like INTERPOL
I k**ed a copper with a puck of coal
Put a rock through a saint, made a stained-gla** hole
In the back of the cla**, we giggled, sniffing rush
The best of friends, we rode the Islington bus
Your gum was sweet but the chewing was tough
I got drunk, I threw up on gin I mixed with orange stuff
This dream we call familiar
Is like d**h in golden wraps
Now if that's true and we both know that
I'm sorry if I said you were...
Bye bye, Mr. No One
Bye bye, Mr. Woebegone
I cracked my head when I fell from the highest rung
Two poster children wagging blue-green tongues
Drank pop, ate Pez, laid down and played dumb
Crashed through a snow fence, some stitches were sewn
Your face was a window, I crawled from my home
My life was yours, your blood was my own
I don't know what I would have done if you never ever left me alone
This dream we call familiar
Is like d**h in golden wraps
Now if that's true and we both know that
I'm sorry if I said you were fat
(And I know you still don't like me for that.)
Hey! I don't even know who you are
I don't even know why I came
I can't remember your name
Everyone's a robot when you're a zombie
I don't even know who you are
Everyone's a robot when you're a zombie
You look like someone's been shot
You look like someone you're not
Everyone's a robot when you're a zombie
(Stony.)