Rheostatics - Fat lyrics

Dave Bidini When we were kids we ran like INTERPOL I k**ed a copper with a puck of coal Put a rock through a saint, made a stained-gla** hole In the back of the cla**, we giggled, sniffing rush The best of friends, we rode the Islington bus Your gum was sweet but the chewing was tough I got drunk, I threw up on gin I mixed with orange stuff This dream we call familiar Is like d**h in golden wraps Now if that's true and we both know that I'm sorry if I said you were... Bye bye, Mr. No One Bye bye, Mr. Woebegone I cracked my head when I fell from the highest rung Two poster children wagging blue-green tongues Drank pop, ate Pez, laid down and played dumb Crashed through a snow fence, some stitches were sewn Your face was a window, I crawled from my home My life was yours, your blood was my own I don't know what I would have done if you never ever left me alone This dream we call familiar Is like d**h in golden wraps Now if that's true and we both know that I'm sorry if I said you were fat (And I know you still don't like me for that.) Hey! I don't even know who you are I don't even know why I came I can't remember your name Everyone's a robot when you're a zombie I don't even know who you are Everyone's a robot when you're a zombie You look like someone's been shot You look like someone you're not Everyone's a robot when you're a zombie (Stony.)