Donuts! At the Big Donut!
They make the world go 'round
A treat when you are down
Donuts! (Wow!) At the Big Donut! (Bam!)
Dunk them in coffee or tea (Yeah!)
Napkins are always free!
Now if a customer chokes on a donut
(That ain't right)
State law requires that you a**ist them
(Help them out now)
Take both hands!
Push below the diaphragm!
Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can!
(That's the law!)
/skip/
In the event of a fire
Don't panic, stay calm
There is a fire extinguisher
Against the back wall
/skip/
There is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods
Cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods
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... in coffee or tea
Napkins are always free!