Donuts! At the Big Donut! They make the world go 'round A treat when you are down Donuts! (Wow!) At the Big Donut! (Bam!) Dunk them in coffee or tea (Yeah!) Napkins are always free! Now if a customer chokes on a donut (That ain't right) State law requires that you a**ist them (Help them out now) Take both hands! Push below the diaphragm! Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can! (That's the law!) /skip/ In the event of a fire Don't panic, stay calm There is a fire extinguisher Against the back wall /skip/ There is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods Cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods /skip/ ... in coffee or tea Napkins are always free!