Ellison-Gordon
Well I was cruising in my taxi
Round the U S of A
I was picked up by a lady
And she had a game to play
We had to catch a Mormon
And encourage him to stay
Bind him up in chains
So he wouldn't get away
Hey hey, well alright x 2
Verse 2
So we made our way to England
And we bought all these chains and stuff (chains ‘n' stuff x 2)
Then we grabbed our favourite Mormon
And she started to treat him rough (treat him rough x 2)
She tied him to the bedpost
Made sure he got enough
I felt a bit frustrated
(she's a nice bit of stuff)
Hey hey well alright x 2
Chorus
I've got the s** in chains blues
Take 4…………….hello………….hello
Harmonica
Hey hey well alright x2
Verse 3
But then we got arrested
And they put us both in chains (-NS)
But then we got let out again
It was the fifth of May (no it wasn't, yes it was, no it wasn't, I think it was!!)
No one knew our habits
That's what helped us get away
Now I'm cruising in my taxi
Round the U S of A
Hey hey well alright x 2
Sorry about that go on
Goodbye……bye…….goodbye……..goodbye