Ellison-Gordon Well I was cruising in my taxi Round the U S of A I was picked up by a lady And she had a game to play We had to catch a Mormon And encourage him to stay Bind him up in chains So he wouldn't get away Hey hey, well alright x 2 Verse 2 So we made our way to England And we bought all these chains and stuff (chains ‘n' stuff x 2) Then we grabbed our favourite Mormon And she started to treat him rough (treat him rough x 2) She tied him to the bedpost Made sure he got enough I felt a bit frustrated (she's a nice bit of stuff) Hey hey well alright x 2 Chorus I've got the s** in chains blues Take 4…………….hello………….hello Harmonica Hey hey well alright x2 Verse 3 But then we got arrested And they put us both in chains (-NS) But then we got let out again It was the fifth of May (no it wasn't, yes it was, no it wasn't, I think it was!!) No one knew our habits That's what helped us get away Now I'm cruising in my taxi Round the U S of A Hey hey well alright x 2 Sorry about that go on Goodbye……bye…….goodbye……..goodbye