f** that animal sh**, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg
And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can go f** frogs
Yell in the Def Leppard's ear, see if he could hear sh**
Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles
Put the a** in the dick, and the dick gets s**ed
Call my sh** bu*thead, like anyone gives f**s
But I give f**s to charity, I give 5 bucks
And in f** money, that's like 5000 f**s
f** me, I hope I die worthless, I deserve it
I jerked it to Runescape, and I wasn't even nervous
I'm stupid, f**ing wordless like old f*ggots that are churchless
Wet as little girls when they see Taylor Lautner shirtless
I'd be wetter if the simile was my dick's firmness and pureness
I'd purchase my own dick if it was on eBay
Andrea's in the sand, somebody call C.J
Cop Jam, Paul's running around in an active freeway
Yeah these days, Old people miss f**ing Elvis
So I shaved my f**ing pubes to look like his hair and pelvic
Thrust it in the Nursery home, thank god I got jerked off
By Grandma, I gave that b**h a f**ing spiked Smirnoff
f** that animal sh**, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg
And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can f** frogs
Yell in the Def Leppard's ear, see if he could hear sh**
Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles
That's tough sh** right there, I wanna chill with animals & bears
My house has got safety issues like Facebook
And my dick is big as f**, nothing rhymes with Facebook
I could be more creative, but I am not the creator
I am the skater, masturbator, ma** debating about the batters
A-Rod's doctor probably gives him f**ing steroids
During his yearly check up, and I bet crack spurts up when he hiccups
Already a washed up rapper and this is only my first mix tape
Probably make a career of stick ups and wake up every morning sh** faced
Wear Grenade clothes because I'm a suicide bomber
Lie about my dick size to make my dick and nose longer
Act like the number zero and make Bomberman a f**ing steroid eater
Like Derek Jeter, eat corporate sh** like a conglomereater
To measure my dick, you might need meters
Wait, I misspelled it, I mean skeeters. (What?)
God, I'm stoned as f** off of life
I've already OD'd
Too much exercise, should've took a chromey
Balogne
f** that animal sh**, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg
And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can f** frogs
Yell in the Def Leppard's ear, see if he could hear sh**
Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles
That's tough sh** right there, I wanna chill with animals & bears