Probably Paul - Animals & Bears lyrics

f** that animal sh**, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can go f** frogs Yell in the Def Leppard's ear, see if he could hear sh** Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles Put the a** in the dick, and the dick gets s**ed Call my sh** bu*thead, like anyone gives f**s But I give f**s to charity, I give 5 bucks And in f** money, that's like 5000 f**s f** me, I hope I die worthless, I deserve it I jerked it to Runescape, and I wasn't even nervous I'm stupid, f**ing wordless like old f*ggots that are churchless Wet as little girls when they see Taylor Lautner shirtless I'd be wetter if the simile was my dick's firmness and pureness I'd purchase my own dick if it was on eBay Andrea's in the sand, somebody call C.J Cop Jam, Paul's running around in an active freeway Yeah these days, Old people miss f**ing Elvis So I shaved my f**ing pubes to look like his hair and pelvic Thrust it in the Nursery home, thank god I got jerked off By Grandma, I gave that b**h a f**ing spiked Smirnoff f** that animal sh**, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can f** frogs Yell in the Def Leppard's ear, see if he could hear sh** Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles That's tough sh** right there, I wanna chill with animals & bears My house has got safety issues like Facebook And my dick is big as f**, nothing rhymes with Facebook I could be more creative, but I am not the creator I am the skater, masturbator, ma** debating about the batters A-Rod's doctor probably gives him f**ing steroids During his yearly check up, and I bet crack spurts up when he hiccups Already a washed up rapper and this is only my first mix tape Probably make a career of stick ups and wake up every morning sh** faced Wear Grenade clothes because I'm a suicide bomber Lie about my dick size to make my dick and nose longer Act like the number zero and make Bomberman a f**ing steroid eater Like Derek Jeter, eat corporate sh** like a conglomereater To measure my dick, you might need meters Wait, I misspelled it, I mean skeeters. (What?) God, I'm stoned as f** off of life I've already OD'd Too much exercise, should've took a chromey Balogne f** that animal sh**, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can f** frogs Yell in the Def Leppard's ear, see if he could hear sh** Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles That's tough sh** right there, I wanna chill with animals & bears