(CHALIAPIN enters with a hunting rifle.)
[CHALIAPIN]
HO HOOOO—
MOTHER RUSSIA RIVER
MOTHER RUSSIA SKY
MOTHER RUSSIA CAFÉ TABLE
MOTHER RUSSIA PUMPKIN PIE
HO HOOOO—
PASTRIES IN MY POCKETS
BARLEY BEER IN A BAG
SMOKING ON MY CIGARILLOS
RIDING ON A SILVER STAG
HO HOOOO—
RUNNING DOWN THE STREET
AND MY SHIRT'S UNTUCKED
RUNNING DOWN THE STREET IN JUST ONE SHOE
RUNNING DOWN THE STREET
THERE'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK
THINK I'LL HAVE THAT TOO
(CHEKHOV enters, also with a rifle, and joins the song merrily.)
[CHALIAPIN & CHEKHOV]
HO HOOOO—
STAYING UP PAST MIDNIGHT
HOWLING AT THE MOON AND SEA
I'VE GOT A RAGING CAMPFIRE
AND SONYA'S ON MY KNEE
I'VE GOT A RAGING CAMPFIRE
AND SONYA'S ON MY KNEE
HEY!