(CHALIAPIN enters with a hunting rifle.) [CHALIAPIN] HO HOOOO— MOTHER RUSSIA RIVER MOTHER RUSSIA SKY MOTHER RUSSIA CAFÉ TABLE MOTHER RUSSIA PUMPKIN PIE HO HOOOO— PASTRIES IN MY POCKETS BARLEY BEER IN A BAG SMOKING ON MY CIGARILLOS RIDING ON A SILVER STAG HO HOOOO— RUNNING DOWN THE STREET AND MY SHIRT'S UNTUCKED RUNNING DOWN THE STREET IN JUST ONE SHOE RUNNING DOWN THE STREET THERE'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK THINK I'LL HAVE THAT TOO (CHEKHOV enters, also with a rifle, and joins the song merrily.) [CHALIAPIN & CHEKHOV] HO HOOOO— STAYING UP PAST MIDNIGHT HOWLING AT THE MOON AND SEA I'VE GOT A RAGING CAMPFIRE AND SONYA'S ON MY KNEE I'VE GOT A RAGING CAMPFIRE AND SONYA'S ON MY KNEE HEY!