My lady was so beautiful but love went down the drain
I never saw a woman change so quickly to insane
When I came home an hour late she called me "dirty liar"
And then to prove herself a nut, she set the house on fire
Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy
She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head
So don't stick it in the crazy
At first I thought my life was set and true love, it was real
A lady love to lie with me, but then she did reveal
Her fantasies, wild in bed, she strangled every ex
And, oh, the way she looks at me, she's thinking "You're next"
Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy
She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head
So don't stick it in the crazy
Now every man who hears this song should take this warning wise
She might be smart, she might be hot but look into her eyes
And danger if you see that there's white above and white below
And if you plan on tapping that make sure she's not psycho
Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy
She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head
So don't stick it in the crazy
Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy
She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head
So don't stick it in the crazy