My lady was so beautiful but love went down the drain I never saw a woman change so quickly to insane When I came home an hour late she called me "dirty liar" And then to prove herself a nut, she set the house on fire Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head So don't stick it in the crazy At first I thought my life was set and true love, it was real A lady love to lie with me, but then she did reveal Her fantasies, wild in bed, she strangled every ex And, oh, the way she looks at me, she's thinking "You're next" Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head So don't stick it in the crazy Now every man who hears this song should take this warning wise She might be smart, she might be hot but look into her eyes And danger if you see that there's white above and white below And if you plan on tapping that make sure she's not psycho Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head So don't stick it in the crazy Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head So don't stick it in the crazy