Grammar police
Arrest this nerd
She often fails
To conjugate a verb
Her sentence tense is always wrong
Grammar police
Arrest this geek
His clauses stink
His adverb use is weak
He's dangling his participle
This is a sentence
Know the predicate
Follows the subject
And contains a verb
Grammar police
Apostrophes confound
They can't be used
To pluralize a noun
They show possession, omission
Learn your alphabet
Don't trust your spell check
"Their" will pa** the test
When you meant "they are"
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C