Possible Oscar - Grammar Police lyrics

Grammar police Arrest this nerd She often fails To conjugate a verb Her sentence tense is always wrong Grammar police Arrest this geek His clauses stink His adverb use is weak He's dangling his participle This is a sentence Know the predicate Follows the subject And contains a verb Grammar police Apostrophes confound They can't be used To pluralize a noun They show possession, omission Learn your alphabet Don't trust your spell check "Their" will pa** the test When you meant "they are" I before E Except after C, except after C I before E Except after C, except after C I before E Except after C, except after C I before E Except after C, except after C