I wasn't very good at making friends as a young boy
I often felt rejected and alone
Even sister Susan wasn't bothered with my toys
So I had to do my playing on my own
My favourite toy was my subbuteo set
On my green felt pitch Hull City ruled supreme
Their games were played before capacity crowds
And all supporters cheered on the team
In my subbuteo voice.
I never had to feel bad (OH NO)
I never had to be lonely and sad (OHH NO)
Things would always be great 'cause I had
My Subbuteo Voice
And now me and the Bully Wee Man are ma**ive rock stars
But we have to play small venues at the start
Sometimes the audience is smaller than the band
But everyone must suffer for their art
When we need some participation from the crowd
It never worries us at all
Coz I can make make it sound exactly as if
We've just packed out the Albert Hall
with my subbuteo voice
We never have to feel bad (OH NO)
We never have to be lonely and sad (OHH NO)
Things will always be great 'cause I have
My Subbuteo Voice