Pocketful O'Nowt - My Subbuteo Voice lyrics

I wasn't very good at making friends as a young boy I often felt rejected and alone Even sister Susan wasn't bothered with my toys So I had to do my playing on my own My favourite toy was my subbuteo set On my green felt pitch Hull City ruled supreme Their games were played before capacity crowds And all supporters cheered on the team In my subbuteo voice. I never had to feel bad (OH NO) I never had to be lonely and sad (OHH NO) Things would always be great 'cause I had My Subbuteo Voice And now me and the Bully Wee Man are ma**ive rock stars But we have to play small venues at the start Sometimes the audience is smaller than the band But everyone must suffer for their art When we need some participation from the crowd It never worries us at all Coz I can make make it sound exactly as if We've just packed out the Albert Hall with my subbuteo voice We never have to feel bad (OH NO) We never have to be lonely and sad (OHH NO) Things will always be great 'cause I have My Subbuteo Voice