Security Guard: Hmm, Well sh**.
Springtrap: Security Guard. Where are you?
Security guard: You ain't touching my buns... Uh.. Hun!
Oh god damnit!
Springtrap: When i'm done with you... Your face will look like a mashed potato.
Security guard: Yeah, Whatever.
Springtrap: Ok. I'm gonna go find that child. But them i'm gonna KILL you!
Security guard: Okay bye, Happy travels. Ok let's see her- AHH
Springtrap: There was no child in there!
Security guard: Double check!
Springtrap: I know your messing with me! Where's that child? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT!?
Security guard: Dude I don't know! Just.. Um... Freddy's behind you.
Springtrap: Freddy?
Phantom Freddy: Hello.
Springtrap: Hello Freddy -_-
Security guard: Hi, Freddy!
Phantom Freddy: Hi, Security Guard
Springtrap: Freddy, Don't talk to this guy. He's an a**hole.
Phantom Freddy: :O Profanity
Springtrap: Freddy... He's hiding a child from me and he won't show me where. Do you know what that means?
Phantom Freddy: Hmm
Springtrap: It means we can't throw a birthday party freddy!
Phantom Freddy: NO!
Springtrap: Yes! We need to find him freddy. He wasn't birthday cake!
Phantom Freddy: I'll do my best.. Mam.
Springtrap: STOP READING FAN FICS... THEY'RE CONFUSING YOU! I'm starting to think there is no child.
Security guard: You just gotta look harder!
Springtrap: That's it f**er i'm coming in there.
But first i'm gonna do one final check to make sure that, that child doesn't excist.
Security guard: Pfft. This job is a total joke. WHO THE fu*k ARE YOU!?
Phantom Foxy: Hello.
Security guard: AHHHHH
Springtrap: :O This is my chance to spring on him. HAVE AT ME! Ow my f**ing knees!
Security guard: Get crowbared b*tch! Thanks for the crowbar Foxy.
Springtrap: Foxy... What the f**!
Phantom Foxy: I don't know... I'm bored.
Security guard: Hey springtrap!
Springtrap: What!?
(6AM Bells)
Springtrap: Oh go f** yourself.