Oi you can't come in 'ere cobber
Get out, you're too bloody pissed
Thats what the bouncers said to me
Cahn cahnt, let us in, I need to chuck a f**in' wizz
I said before my stomach met his fist
I look down at my jeans, they're filled with f**in' piss
My bladders empty now so i dont really give a sh**, until
Oi oi oi oi
Stop right there mate
Stop right bloody there
Oi stop right there cobber
You filthy c*nt you've pissed yourself
Thats what the coppers said to me
Cahn cahnt, i didn't mean, i tried to do the right thing
I said as they chucked me in their car
I threw a kick, started to run, and got pretty far
Thought i'd got away then i heard that c*nts voice sayin'
Oi oi oi oi
Stop right there mate
Stop right bloody there
Oi public pissin' what a stunt
Feel remorse you little muppet c*nt
That's what the judge said to me
Cahn cahnt, cut some slack, there was no public dunny mate
He said as he wacked his hammer down
He handed me a big ol' fine and i was straight back on the town
I got blazed and was not phased 'til i heard that siren soundin'
Oi oi oi oi
Stop right there mate
Stop right bloody there
Oi oi