Phone & Rock - Stop Right There Mate lyrics

Oi you can't come in 'ere cobber Get out, you're too bloody pissed Thats what the bouncers said to me Cahn cahnt, let us in, I need to chuck a f**in' wizz I said before my stomach met his fist I look down at my jeans, they're filled with f**in' piss My bladders empty now so i dont really give a sh**, until Oi oi oi oi Stop right there mate Stop right bloody there Oi stop right there cobber You filthy c*nt you've pissed yourself Thats what the coppers said to me Cahn cahnt, i didn't mean, i tried to do the right thing I said as they chucked me in their car I threw a kick, started to run, and got pretty far Thought i'd got away then i heard that c*nts voice sayin' Oi oi oi oi Stop right there mate Stop right bloody there Oi public pissin' what a stunt Feel remorse you little muppet c*nt That's what the judge said to me Cahn cahnt, cut some slack, there was no public dunny mate He said as he wacked his hammer down He handed me a big ol' fine and i was straight back on the town I got blazed and was not phased 'til i heard that siren soundin' Oi oi oi oi Stop right there mate Stop right bloody there Oi oi