If a man has one cat
And another one comes to stay
How many cats are there in his house today
Two p**y cats, two p**y cats
Two p**y cats, two p**y cats
Another cat scratches on the door
The man lets him in
The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap'
And licks him on the chin [slurp]
Three p**y cats, three p**y cats
Three p**y cats, three p**y cats
A little bit later on, two more cats appear
A tabby one and a stray
The man gives them an ice cold beer
And that makes -
Five p**y cats, five p**y cats
Five p**y cats, five p**y cats
Lyin' on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow
Four cats jump up
And run away chasin' a mouse
So how many cats
Are there still left in this house
One p**y cat, one p**y cat
A one little p**y cat
A little bitty p**y cat
Lyin' on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow, meiow