Peter Combe - Cats lyrics

If a man has one cat And another one comes to stay How many cats are there in his house today Two p**y cats, two p**y cats Two p**y cats, two p**y cats Another cat scratches on the door The man lets him in The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap' And licks him on the chin [slurp] Three p**y cats, three p**y cats Three p**y cats, three p**y cats A little bit later on, two more cats appear A tabby one and a stray The man gives them an ice cold beer And that makes - Five p**y cats, five p**y cats Five p**y cats, five p**y cats Lyin' on the kitchen floor Meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow Four cats jump up And run away chasin' a mouse So how many cats Are there still left in this house One p**y cat, one p**y cat A one little p**y cat A little bitty p**y cat Lyin' on the kitchen floor Meiow, meiow, meiow