All my life, I’ve been told you should do the things you’re good at
So what do you do when all you’ve ever done is f** things up?
Some are strong
Some are brave
Some are smart
And other are strong, brave, handsome
But whaddya do with a guy who's only sk**'s to f** things up?
It’s not that I don’t care
It’s not that I don’t pay enough attention
But you can bring me anywhere
And I’ll f** things up
So before you go and do something foolish
Like spending your time with me
Just so’s ya know: I’m gonna find a way to f** things up