All my life, I’ve been told you should do the things you’re good at So what do you do when all you’ve ever done is f** things up? Some are strong Some are brave Some are smart And other are strong, brave, handsome But whaddya do with a guy who's only sk**'s to f** things up? It’s not that I don’t care It’s not that I don’t pay enough attention But you can bring me anywhere And I’ll f** things up So before you go and do something foolish Like spending your time with me Just so’s ya know: I’m gonna find a way to f** things up