Holidays!
Holidays!
Snowflakes, tinsel, presents, fruitcake, unto us a child is born
With angels’ tidings of great joy
Snowmen, eggnog, Secret Santa, candy canes and gingerbread
Pa-rum-pum-pum, the little drummer boy
Sleigh bells, holly, Dasher, Dancer, mistletoe and caroling
And wa**ail bowls and yuletide cheer
Helping everyone remember
It’s Thanksgiving through December
And Christmastime is here
The sh**tiest time of year
f** the holidays!
f** the holidays!
Chestnuts, Tiny f**ing Tim, and dreidels and that kugel sh**
And chocolate gelt and Christmas trees
Charlie Brown and Frosty, “Auld Lang Syne†and “Silent-f**ing-Nightâ€
And Judah and the motherf**ing Maccabees
O Tannen-co*king-piss-baum, and that a**hole queef Kris Kringle
And his sh**bag f**ing eight reindeer
Yes, Virginia, deck the halls, then f**ing
Lick my f**ing balls, because
Christmastime is here
The sh**tiest time of year
f** the holidays!
f** the holidays!
f** the holidays! (f** you!)
f** the holidays! (f** you!)