Paul And Storm - Holidays Song lyrics

Holidays! Holidays! Snowflakes, tinsel, presents, fruitcake, unto us a child is born With angels’ tidings of great joy Snowmen, eggnog, Secret Santa, candy canes and gingerbread Pa-rum-pum-pum, the little drummer boy Sleigh bells, holly, Dasher, Dancer, mistletoe and caroling And wa**ail bowls and yuletide cheer Helping everyone remember It’s Thanksgiving through December And Christmastime is here The sh**tiest time of year f** the holidays! f** the holidays! Chestnuts, Tiny f**ing Tim, and dreidels and that kugel sh** And chocolate gelt and Christmas trees Charlie Brown and Frosty, “Auld Lang Syne” and “Silent-f**ing-Night” And Judah and the motherf**ing Maccabees O Tannen-co*king-piss-baum, and that a**hole queef Kris Kringle And his sh**bag f**ing eight reindeer Yes, Virginia, deck the halls, then f**ing Lick my f**ing balls, because Christmastime is here The sh**tiest time of year f** the holidays! f** the holidays! f** the holidays! (f** you!) f** the holidays! (f** you!)